🚂 "Captain of the Struggle Bus — currently experiencing minor mechanical issues… and emotional turbulence."
No destination. No schedule. Just you, your coffee (or tea), and a full roster of "I’m barely holding it together" energy — now with a badge.
This isn’t about failing.
It’s about leading the struggle with style, sarcasm, and just enough charm to keep passengers from jumping off.
Perfect for:
- The person who survives Monday mornings like a hero in a disaster movie
- Anyone who’s ever said “I’m fine” while silently screaming into a pillow
- Fans of dry humor, unapologetic relatability, and vibes that say: “Yes, I’m struggling — but look how cool I am about it.”
🔥 Why You’ll Love It:
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🎨 Bold & Witty Typography – Clean, clever, instantly recognizable. The kind of shirt people pause to read… then nod in solidarity. “Oh my god. That’s me.”
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👕 Ultra-Soft, Breathable Cotton – Feels like a hug from your inner chaos — cozy, comforting, and totally real. Perfect for bad days, self-care Sundays, or surviving group chats with zero energy.
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💬 Perfect For:
- Wearing when you're emotionally on the edge but still showing up (and maybe even smiling)
- Gifting to your friend who’s always “in survival mode” — but somehow makes it look effortless
- Turning burnout into a brand: “I’m not broken. I’m captain of the struggle bus.”
🎁 Ideal Gift For:
- Your bestie who says “I’ve got this” while crying in the shower
- The coworker who’s doing three jobs and still sends memes at 10 p.m.
- Anyone tired of being told to "just relax" — because this is their coping mechanism
💬 "Captain of the Struggle Bus" — it doesn’t stop for anyone. Especially not perfection.
👉 Click "Add to Cart" now — because sometimes, the most powerful thing you can do is admit you’re struggling… and keep driving anyway.
💬 "Captain of the Struggle Bus"
Wear it like armor. Because being real isn’t weakness — it’s leadership in its most beautifully flawed form. 🚂🖤👕
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| Width, in |
16.00 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
7.99 |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
9.72 |
9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
