💼 "Not the worst employee."
Say it with pride. Wear it like a badge of honor — because honestly? That’s high praise in today’s workplace.
This isn’t bragging. It’s a quiet rebellion. A sly little reminder that you show up, do your job (most days), and still somehow manage to not get fired… or promoted. Either way, it counts as a win.
Perfect for the employee who:
- Sends emails at 2 AM
- Pretends to be busy during meetings
- Has one actual idea in the quarterly review
- And yet — still shows up
This shirt is your workplace manifesto: "I’m not great. I’m not terrible. But hey, I’m not quitting."
🔥 Why You’ll Love It:
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🎨 Sarcastic & Relatable Graphic – A witty twist on office culture that every overworked soul will instantly recognize (and secretly thank you for).
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👕 Ultra-Soft, Premium Cotton Fabric – Comfortable enough for desk duty, Zoom calls, and pretending to care about team-building exercises.
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😂 Perfect For:
- Employees who survive on coffee and sarcasm
- Anyone who’s ever thought “I’m not the worst… I think?”
- Office parties, casual Fridays, or when you need a laugh before your next performance review
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🎁 Ideal Gift For:
- Your coworker who just got out of a meeting with “a few notes” (aka: reprimand)
- A funny birthday present for the person who says “I’m not lazy — I’m in energy-saving mode.”
- Self-care reminder: You’re doing better than you think.
💬 "Not the worst employee."
It’s not a boast. It’s a survival strategy.
👉 Click "Add to Cart" now — because sometimes, just getting through the day is an achievement worth wearing on your chest.
💬 "Not the worst employee."
Wear it with pride. You’ve earned it. And if they fire you? At least you’ll have a killer shirt to wear at your next interview. 😎🖤👕
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| Width, in |
18.00 |
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22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
15.10 |
16.50 |
18.00 |
19.50 |
21.00 |
22.40 |
23.70 |
25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
