✨ "I’m Too Pretty to Work." — The ultimate confidence flex in shirt form. Not bragging, just stating facts. 🌟
Whether you’re napping at 3 PM, reapplying lipstick before a Zoom call, or casually turning heads on the sidewalk — this tee is your official excuse for not doing anything too productive. Because let’s be real: your beauty is a full-time job. And honestly? You're already overqualified.
This isn’t about laziness — it’s about self-awareness with flair. It's for the girl who knows she’s the main character, wears her confidence like perfume, and refuses to apologize for being effortlessly stunning.
Perfect for:
✅ The queen of sarcastic humor who laughs at her own jokes (and wins)
✅ Anyone tired of hustle culture but still killing it in style
✅ Brunch dates, girls’ trips, lazy Sundays, or when you need a pick-me-up with attitude
✅ A hilarious gift for the friend who’s always glowing — literally and figuratively
🔥 Why You’ll Love It:
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🎨 Bold & Playful Typography – Clean, eye-catching design that says “I know I’m hot, and so do you” without saying it. Perfect for standing out (and getting compliments).
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👕 Ultra-Soft, Premium Cotton Fabric – Comfortable enough to wear all day — whether you’re lounging or conquering the world in a crop top and sunglasses.
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😂 Perfect For:
- Sarcastic besties who say “I’m not lazy, I’m recharging my charisma”
- Anyone embracing the “glamour over grind” lifestyle (we support it!)
- Birthdays, bachelorette parties, or just when you need to feel like a boss
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🎁 Ideal Gift For:
- The friend who’s always dressed, glowing, and ready for her close-up
- A witty “you’re too much” gift — but in the best way possible
- Self-love reminder: You don’t have to work hard to be worthy. You already are.
💬 "I’m Too Pretty to Work."
It’s not a lie — it’s a lifestyle choice. And now, you can wear your motto with pride.
👉 Click "Add to Cart" now — because the world needs more people who know they’re stunning and aren’t afraid to say so (with humor and charm).
💬 "I’m Too Pretty to Work."
Wear it like you mean it. Because honestly? You do. ✨💅🖤👕
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L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
15.10 |
16.50 |
18.00 |
19.50 |
21.00 |
22.40 |
23.70 |
25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
