🩸 "I had my patience tested — I'm negative."
Spoiler: The results were not a surprise.
This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a personal manifesto of emotional resilience, delivered with maximum sarcasm and zero filter.
Whether you’ve been waiting on hold for 47 minutes, your coffee got spilled at the perfect moment, or someone asked if you “just want to take a break” after one microwaved burrito exploded…
This tee is your armor. Your therapy. Your internal monologue finally dressed in cotton.
Perfect for:
- The person who’s always calm… until they’re not (and then it shows)
- Anyone who uses dry wit as a coping mechanism
- Fans of sarcastic humor, relatable burnout quotes, and “I’ve been through worse” energy
🔥 Why You’ll Love It:
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🎨 Sharp & Sassy Design – A clever twist on medical testing puns that instantly gets laughs (and nods of recognition) from anyone who’s ever lost their cool.
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👕 Ultra-Soft, All-Day Comfort – Made for wearing during chaotic days, long commutes, or when you’re just existing in the moment with a side of passive-aggressive energy.
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😅 Perfect For:
- Work-from-home days that go sideways
- Parenting moments (yes, even the “I am not yelling” kind)
- Gift-giving to friends who live for sarcasm and self-deprecating humor
🎁 Ideal Gift For:
- Your best friend who says “I’m fine” right before crying into a bag of chips
- That colleague who keeps calm during chaos — but only because they’re wearing this shirt
- Anyone who needs validation that yes, their patience has officially been tested… and it failed
💬 "I had my patience tested — I'm negative."
Not broken. Just realistic.
👉 Click "Add to Cart" now — because sometimes the only thing keeping you sane is knowing your dry wit is 100% approved by science (or at least, a meme).
💬 "I had my patience tested — I'm negative."
Wear it like a badge of survival. Because if you’re not laughing, you’re not trying hard enough. 😂🖤👕
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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
