💼 "I don't know… I just work here."
Say it with a deadpan stare. Wear it like your official job title.
This isn’t just a shirt — it’s the emotional support uniform for every employee who’s ever been asked, “Can you fix this?” while silently panicking inside. It’s for the people who:
- Pretend to understand spreadsheets but secretly use Google Translate for Excel formulas
- Answer emails at 3 a.m. because “someone had to” (even though they’re not on call)
- Have mastered the art of looking busy while mentally checking out
With bold, clean typography and zero pretense, this sarcastic graphic tee is your secret weapon against workplace pressure — all without saying a word.
🔥 Why You’ll Love This Tee:
-
🎨 Instantly Relatable Humor – Perfect for anyone who’s ever been stuck in a meeting with no idea what’s happening but still nodded along.
-
👕 Comfortable, Unisex Fit – Soft cotton, relaxed cut — perfect for the office, coffee runs, or hiding from your boss (in style).
-
😅 Perfect For:
- Overworked employees who’ve mastered the “I’ll get back to you” lie
- Remote workers with a side of existential dread and Wi-Fi anxiety
- Anyone who’s ever said "I don't know, I just work here" while panicking internally
- Fans of dry sarcasm, office life satire, and “my job is my therapist now” energy
-
🎁 Ideal Gift For:
- Your overworked coworker who deserves a laugh (and maybe a nap)
- The friend who says “I don’t know, I just work here” before every team meeting
- Anyone surviving corporate life with minimal dignity and maximum irony
💬 This shirt doesn’t solve your job stress — but it does let you laugh about it. And honestly? That’s half the battle.
👉 Click "Add to Cart" now — because sometimes, the only thing holding you together is a sarcastic t-shirt.
💬 "My job title? I don’t know… I just work here."
This shirt isn't just funny — it's the unofficial uniform of quiet rebellion in a cubicle farm. 🪑😏👕
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
15.10 |
16.50 |
18.00 |
19.50 |
21.00 |
22.40 |
23.70 |
25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
