☕🔥 "Today requires two things: coffee… and a middle finger. Unfortunately, I’m short on both."
Meet your new morning survival uniform: the “I Don’t Have Enough Coffee or Middle Fingers for Today” T-Shirt — a hilariously relatable anthem for anyone who’s ever faced Monday with zero motivation and 100% emotional baggage.
This isn't just a shirt. It's a manifesto. A cry for help wrapped in sarcasm. Whether you’re battling inbox overload, your boss’s “just one more thing,” or the existential dread of another workday — this tee says it all without saying anything too serious.
✨ Why This Shirt Is an Essential Wardrobe Staple:
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🎨 Bold, Witty Typography – Clean, punchy text that perfectly captures the chaotic energy of a bad day (or every day)
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👕 Ultra-Soft Cotton Fabric – Breathable, comfortable, and built for long days — whether you’re at work, running errands, or hiding from reality in your pajamas
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😤 Sass With Purpose – Ideal for overworked employees, exhausted parents, chronic procrastinators, and anyone who needs a little emotional armor before facing the world
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🎁 The Ultimate Gift for the Relatable Soul – Perfect for friends with zero patience, coworkers who get it, or that one person in your group chat who always says "I’m not mad… I’m just disappointed" (and then sends three middle fingers)
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💬 Instant Conversation Starter – Watch coworkers pause mid-scroll and whisper: "Oh my god. YES."
☕ Warning: May cause sudden bursts of laughter, instant solidarity, or the urge to order a second coffee.
✋ Also may encourage you to give one middle finger… for science.
👉 Click "Add to Cart" now and wear your sarcasm with style — because some days you just need to say it all in one sentence.
🔥 You don’t need more willpower. You just need this shirt.
📌 Available in multiple colors & sizes — for men, women, non-binary, and anyone who’s ever said "I’m not angry… I’m just tired."
💬 Life’s too short to be nice all the time. Let your shirt do the yelling for you.
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2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
16.00 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
7.99 |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
9.72 |
9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
