🚀 "Hot Mess Express — Next stop: Chaos with a Side of Style."
No stops. No apologies. Just you, your vibe, and the beautiful disaster that is your life — now officially on the mainline.
This isn’t a shirt for people who have it all together.
This is for the ones who own their chaos like it’s a luxury brand.
Perfect for:
- The person who walks into a room with one shoe on and still owns the energy
- Anyone who thrives in last-minute plans, spontaneous vibes, and "I’ll figure it out later" mode
- Fans of ironic humor, self-love, and outfits that say "I’m not put together — I’m curated messy"
🔥 Why You’ll Love It:
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🎨 Bold & Playful Typography – Clean lines with maximum attitude. Instantly recognizable, instantly relatable. People will stop mid-scroll: “Wait… is this my life?”
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👕 Ultra-Soft, Comfortable Cotton – Feels like a hug from your chaotic best self. Perfect for lounging, coffee runs, or showing up late to everything (on purpose).
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✨ Perfect For:
- Wearing when you’re in full “glamorous disaster” mode
- Responding to people who say “You need to get your act together” — with a smirk and this shirt
- Gifting to the friend whose life is 80% chaos, 20% magic
🎁 Ideal Gift For:
- The bestie who’s always running late but always makes it (in style)
- Anyone tired of “fixing” their personality because they’re not broken — just gloriously unplanned
- That person who turns coffee spills into fashion statements
💬 "Hot Mess Express" — it doesn’t stop at the station. It is the destination.
👉 Click "Add to Cart" now — because sometimes, being a hot mess isn’t a problem… it’s your brand.
💬 "Hot Mess Express"
Wear it like a manifesto. Because being perfectly imperfect? That’s the only kind of perfect worth showing up for. 🔥🖤👕
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| Width, in |
16.00 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
7.99 |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
9.72 |
9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
