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"Hot Mess Express" Funny & Bold T-Shirt – Ironic Confidence Tee for Chaotic, Cool, and Unapologetically You

"Hot Mess Express" Funny & Bold T-Shirt – Ironic Confidence Tee for Chaotic, Cool, and Unapologetically You

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πŸš€ "Hot Mess Express β€” Next stop: Chaos with a Side of Style."

No stops. No apologies. Just you, your vibe, and the beautiful disaster that is your life β€” now officially on the mainline.

This isn’t a shirt for people who have it all together.
This is for the ones who own their chaos like it’s a luxury brand.

Perfect for:

  • The person who walks into a room with one shoe on and still owns the energy
  • Anyone who thrives in last-minute plans, spontaneous vibes, and "I’ll figure it out later" mode
  • Fans of ironic humor, self-love, and outfits that sayΒ "I’m not put together β€” I’mΒ curatedΒ messy"

πŸ”₯ Why You’ll Love It:

  • 🎨 Bold & Playful Typography – Clean lines with maximum attitude. Instantly recognizable, instantly relatable. People will stop mid-scroll:Β β€œWait… is this my life?”
  • πŸ‘•Β Ultra-Soft, Comfortable Cotton – Feels like a hug from your chaotic best self. Perfect for lounging, coffee runs, or showing up late to everything (on purpose).
  • ✨ Perfect For:
    • Wearing when you’re in full β€œglamorous disaster” mode
    • Responding to people who say β€œYou need to get your act together” β€” with a smirk and this shirt
    • Gifting to the friend whose life is 80% chaos, 20% magic

🎁 Ideal Gift For:

  • The bestie who’s always running late butΒ alwaysΒ makes it (in style)
  • Anyone tired of β€œfixing” their personality because they’re not broken β€” just gloriously unplanned
  • That person who turns coffee spills into fashion statements

πŸ’¬ "Hot Mess Express" β€” it doesn’t stop at the station. It is the destination.

πŸ‘‰ Click "Add to Cart" now β€” because sometimes, being a hot mess isn’t a problem… it’s your brand.

πŸ’¬ "Hot Mess Express"
Wear it like a manifesto. Because being perfectly imperfect? That’s the only kind of perfect worth showing up for. πŸ”₯πŸ–€πŸ‘•

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Β  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 16.00 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length, in 7.99 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 9.72 9.96
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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