👀 "I Promise I’m Nicer Than My Face Looks." — The ultimate truth serum in tee form.
Perfect for the person who’s been mistaken for “intense,” “distracted,” or “probably judging your life choices”… but actually just has a naturally “I haven’t slept since 2019” expression.
This shirt is your social armor, your apology to strangers, and your quiet declaration that yes, you’re friendly — even if your face says "please leave me alone with my thoughts."
Whether you're the one who stares into space at parties, has a “don’t talk to me before coffee” energy, or just naturally looks like someone who’d say "no" to small talk with eye contact… this tee says it all — with humor and zero shame.
🔥 Why You’ll Love It:
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🎨 Playful & Self-Aware Design – A cheeky, instantly recognizable graphic that turns your intense vibe into a joke. No more awkward first impressions!
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👕 Ultra-Soft, Premium Cotton Fabric – Comfortable enough to wear while hiding from the world… or confidently walking into a room full of people you’ve never met.
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😂 Perfect For:
- Introverts who are misunderstood but deeply kind
- Overthinkers with expressive faces and gentle souls
- Anyone who’s ever been mistaken for “cold” when they’re just “quietly processing life”
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🎁 Ideal Gift For:
- A friend who says "I’m fine" while wearing a face that says "do not approach"
- Birthday, move-in, or “you’ve survived another day with your energy intact” gifts
- Self-love reminders for anyone who’s ever been judged by their facial expression
💬 You’re not rude — you’re just… dramatically expressive. This shirt isn’t a lie. It’s a love letter to the quiet ones, the deep thinkers, and those whose warmth is hidden behind a “I’m fine” mask.
👉 Click "Add to Cart" now — because sometimes all it takes is one shirt to say: "Yes, I look like trouble… but please, come closer. I’m actually just a soft-hearted person with strong facial muscles."
💬 "I Promise I’m Nicer Than My Face Looks."
Wear it like a shield. Wear it like a secret. Most of all—wear it with pride. You’re not scary… you're just really good at looking serious while thinking about snacks. 😅🖤👕
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| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
15.10 |
16.50 |
18.00 |
19.50 |
21.00 |
22.40 |
23.70 |
25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
