🍹 "If You're Going to Be Salty, Bring the Tequila." — The ultimate comeback in shirt form.
For those who believe sarcasm should come with a side of margaritas and zero tolerance for passive-aggressive energy.
This isn’t just a tee — it’s a social contract. If you’re gonna throw shade, bring your own drink. No free emotional toxicity allowed. Only fun, fire, and tequila-fueled honesty here.
Perfect for:
✅ The friend who roasts with love (and also gives the best advice after two shots)
✅ The queen/king of witty one-liners at brunch or beach hangs
✅ Anyone who believes drama is best drowned in a good cocktail
Whether you’re showing up to a party, a hangout, or just life itself — this shirt says: "I’m here for the fun. If you want to be salty? Cool. But bring your own tequila."
🔥 Why You’ll Love It:
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🎨 Bold, Witty Typography – A laugh-out-loud graphic that turns sass into style. Instant conversation starter (and meme material).
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👕 Ultra-Soft, Premium Cotton Fabric – Comfortable enough for beach days, rooftop parties, or lounging at home with a margarita in hand.
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😂 Perfect For:
- Sarcastic souls who don’t take themselves too seriously
- Cocktail lovers, tequila fans, and brunch queens/king of the scene
- Birthdays, bachelorettes, girls' trips, or just "I need a shirt for my attitude" moments
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🎁 Ideal Gift For:
- A friend who’s always the one with the quick comeback (and the best drink recipe)
- Anyone going through a “salty season” — because now they have permission to bring their own tequila
- “You’re too much, but I love you anyway” gifts
💬 Sass isn’t rude when it’s paired with tequila. This shirt is for the bold, the funny, and those who believe life should come with a splash of spice — both in flavor and attitude.
👉 Click "Add to Cart" now — because if you’re gonna be salty, bring your own bottle. And maybe this shirt too.
💬 "If You're Going to Be Salty, Bring the Tequila."
Wear it. Drink something strong. And let the world know you’re not here for drama — just good vibes and tequila-fueled truth bombs. 🌴🍹🖤👕
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| Width, in |
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| Length, in |
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| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
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| Size tolerance, in |
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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
