🔧💻 "I didn’t break it… I just relocated the problem."
Meet your new favorite tech confession: “I Fix Things I Broke 5 Minutes Ago.” This hilarious and instantly relatable shirt features a sleek open computer case, gears exposed, cables half-unplugged — and a lone screwdriver lying beside it like a tiny crime scene evidence tag.
It’s not chaos. It’s workflow. You’re the hero who just spent three minutes taking apart your own rig to “fix” something that was already fine… but now you’ve accidentally disabled the power button. Again.
Perfect for anyone who's ever:
- Taken out their computer for a “quick clean”
- Accidentally unplugged the wrong cable
- Reassembled the motherboard backward (and still called it progress)
- And then proudly said, "I fixed it."
✨ Why You’ll Love This Shirt:
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🎨 Iconic & Hilarious Design – A perfectly chaotic open PC case with a screwdriver as the only witness to your genius-level DIY disaster
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👕 Ultra-Comfortable Premium Fabric – Soft, breathable cotton blend that feels just right — even when you're feeling guilty about tech tampering
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😅 Relatable AF – Ideal for gamers, IT nerds, hobbyists, or anyone who’s ever said "I’ll just check one thing..." and ended up with a blinking LED and no idea what's wrong
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🎁 Funny Gift That Speaks Volumes – The ultimate birthday, holiday, or “you need this” gift for friends who repair things… and then break them again
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💬 Instant Conversation Starter – Guaranteed eye rolls, laughs, and nods of solidarity at work, conventions, or tech meetups
You’re not clumsy. You’re in the process. And that’s why you wear this shirt — with pride.
🧠 "I didn’t break it… I just gave it a new purpose."
👉 Click "Add to Cart" now and join the elite club of people who fix things they broke… in real time.
🔥 You’re not a tech disaster — you’re a repair enthusiast with commitment issues.
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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
