🦍💥 “Do You Even Peel, Bro?”
This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a challenge — delivered by the most intense gorilla in gym history.
Meet your new favorite flex-fueled fashion statement: a ripped, bandana-wearing gorilla, muscle shirt straining at the seams, one fist on his bicep and the other dramatically pointing toward… a banana. Yes. A banana. Because this beast doesn’t just train — he snacks with purpose.
He’s not just big. He’s bold. And he’s judging you for skipping your post-workout peel.
✨ Why You’ll Love This Tee:
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🎨 Hilarious & Bold Graphic – The ultimate gym roast in print form: a hyper-muscular gorilla with the look of someone who just squatted 500 lbs… and still has time to debate your banana-handling skills. Peel game strong? Let’s see it.
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👕 Premium Soft Cotton, Built for Brawls – Lightweight yet durable fabric that moves with you — whether you’re crushing a workout, chilling on the couch, or pretending you're in a movie scene (you are).
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😎 Perfect For:
- Gym-goers who love gym humor and absurd strength energy
- Fans of meme culture, primate puns, or “I’m not lazy — I’m in recovery mode” energy
- Anyone whose post-workout routine includes a banana (or five)
- Gift for that friend who says “I only lift because my arms look good with sleeves on”
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🎁 Perfect Gift For:
- Fitness buddies with thick skin and thicker jokes
- That person who uses “Bro” like it’s an Olympic sport
- Anyone who needs a little daily reminder: “Yeah, you’re strong. But can you peel?”
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💬 Guaranteed Reactions:
- “Wait… is that gorilla judging me for not peeling my banana correctly?!”
- “I need this shirt — I’m already feeling more judged.”
- A slow nod and a whisper: “Do you even peel, bro?”
👉 Click "Add to Cart" now — because your fitness journey needs sass, bananas, and a gorilla who’s seen it all.
🔥 Bonus Thought: If gym motivation were a meme, this gorilla would be the MVP. He didn’t just gain strength — he gained legend status.
💬 You can’t train hard without the right mindset… or the right banana game.
This shirt? It’s not just funny — it’s a workout philosophy in graphic form. 🍌💪🦍
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8.74 |
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9.49 |
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| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
