📁 "I keep all my dad jokes in a dad-a-base."
Yes, it’s terrible. Yes, it’s glorious.
Welcome to the only database worth saving — because even your worst puns deserve storage.
This isn’t just a shirt.
It’s a manifesto of cringe. A wearable meme for people who love dad jokes like others love coffee: in excess, with zero shame.
Perfect for:
- The person whose “dad joke” is their default mode of communication (and yes, they’re proud)
- Anyone who laughs at their own puns so hard they cry — then does it again
- Fans of wordplay, family humor, and self-aware cringe that’s 100% intentional
🔥 Why You’ll Love It:
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🎨 Punny & Playful Typography – Clever design with maximum laugh potential. Instantly sparks eye rolls… followed by full-blown giggles. “Wait — did I just chuckle? Why?”
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👕 Ultra-Soft, Comfortable Cotton – Feels like a hug from your inner nerd or that one uncle who tells the same joke at every family dinner (and you still laugh).
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😂 Perfect For:
- Wearing to dad-joke night, trivia games, or awkward family gatherings
- Gifting to that friend who says “That’s not funny” — then repeats it three times in a row
- Turning your love for terrible puns into a fashion statement
🎁 Ideal Gift For:
- The dad who’s still trying to win the "World's Worst Dad Joke" trophy (and maybe winning)
- Your friend with a certain type of humor that only they understand… and it’s amazing
- Anyone tired of “being cool” — ready to embrace the cringe, one pun at a time
💬 "Dad-a-base" — because even your jokes deserve organization. (And maybe a little irony.)
👉 Click "Add to Cart" now — because life is too short for good jokes… and too long for not laughing at bad ones.
💬 "I keep all my dad jokes in a dad-a-base."
Wear it proudly. Because if you're going to be cringey, at least do it with style. 😎🖤👕
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Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
