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Funny Dad T-Shirt – "Dad Tax: Just Checking It’s Not Poisoned" – Gift for Fathers, Dads, and Food Snatchers

Funny Dad T-Shirt – "Dad Tax: Just Checking It’s Not Poisoned" – Gift for Fathers, Dads, and Food Snatchers

Regular price $19.99 USD
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Every dad knows the drill — one bite for safety, right? 🍟🍦🥤

Celebrate the universal law of “Dad Tax” with this hilarious t-shirt featuring bold retro typography and tasty icons of fries, ice cream, and milkshakes. Whether you're dipping into your kid’s snacks or calling it “quality control,” this tee says what every father’s thinking.

A perfect gift for birthdays, Father’s Day, or just because he definitely stole your fries last night.

Highlights:

  • Soft, comfy cotton blend perfect for everyday dad life

  • Eye-catching vintage-style graphics in bold colors

  • Unisex fit — ideal for dads of all shapes and snack-stealing abilities

  • A+ gift for funny dads, new dads, and seasoned pros

  • Machine washable for easy cleanup after “tax collection”

💬 For the dads who eat the first bite... and maybe the second.

 

👉 Grab this shirt for the king of dad jokes and snack inspections today!

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 16.00 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length, in 7.99 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 9.72 9.96
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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