🐒🔥 "Monkey business? Nah. I prefer ape-pointments."
Say goodbye to boring humor and hello to the only shirt that turns your chaotic energy into a pun-tastic lifestyle. The “Monkey Business? I Prefer Apepointments” T-Shirt is a witty, playful twist on classic wordplay — perfect for anyone who’s got a monkey mind but wants to act like they’ve got it all together.
Whether you’re late to work (again), lost in thought, or just really bad at scheduling… this shirt says it all with charm and zero shame. It’s not chaos — it’s planned confusion.
✨ Why This Shirt Is a Must-Wear:
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🎨 Clever & Irresistible Wordplay – A perfect blend of “ape” + “appointments” that makes people pause… then laugh out loud
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👕 Soft, Comfortable Cotton Fabric – Lightweight and breathable for all-day wear — ideal for offices, coffee runs, or pretending you're productive while doom-scrolling
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😂 For the Dry-Witted & Animal-Lovers – Perfect for:
- People who love puns but still act serious
- Monkey/ape enthusiasts (or just people who think primates are hilarious)
- Anyone with a chaotic calendar and zero regrets
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🎁 The Ultimate Gift For:
- That friend who says “I’ll be there… eventually”
- A coworker who emails “LOL, I’m doing nothing important right now” at 3 PM
- The person whose life motto is: “Priorities?” (Spoiler: They don’t exist)
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💬 Guaranteed Reactions: Confused stares… then sudden laughter. Someone will inevitably say, "I need that shirt."
👉 Click "Add to Cart" now — because if you can't schedule your life, at least wear the joke.
🔥 Bonus Point: If “apepointments” were a real thing, we’d all be on time for everything. But until then… own the chaos with style.
📌 Available in multiple colors & sizes – for men, women, non-binary, and anyone who believes life is just one big monkey business… unless you’ve got ape-pointments.
💬 You don’t have to plan it all. Just show up — with a pun on your chest.
This isn't just a shirt. It’s an attitude. A confidence booster. And possibly the only appointment you’ll keep this week. 🐵✨
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| Width, in |
16.00 |
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32.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
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33.00 |
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35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
7.99 |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
9.72 |
9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
